Class of ’09 – All Endings Guide

A guide to how to all endings in Class of 09.

Guide to All Endings

Welcome!

Welcome to the Class of 09 Endings Guide, considering you come here you already beat the game so I don’t have to give you a spoiler warning right? Then let’s get into it.

Choked Out

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Gym Class
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal pe**phile
• Date your gym teacher
• Go back to his place alone

School Shooter

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to chose which class are you going to go
• Gym Class
• Gym Sucks, Im Sitting Out
• See if he’ll actually tell you
• Call his bluff

Moving Away

• Proceed the game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• Photography
• Skip couse he asked you to do manual labor
• Let’s see how not deep he is
• He made a mistake
• Exaggerate trauma for pity gifts

White Power but Jail

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Hmm maybe it’s not so bad after all

White Power but with the Literal FBI

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting Liberal
• See how racist he’d be with female attention

White Power but Allahu Akbar

• Proceed the game normally UNTIL you get to choose which class you are going to go
• Photography
• Roll your eyes while agreeing
• Find the most expensive restaurant in town and do it
• Choose whatever you want in the photoshoot scene
• I’d rather see If the Janitor’s selling Xanax
• Choose whatever you want in the counselor scene
• Agree to disagree like a fence-sitting Liberal
• Get a video of this mess

Crackhead

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• Gym Class
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pe**phile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• Sure, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• Pretend to care so he definetly jumps
• Lie to him so it hurts worse later
• Make use of the key gave me

Youtube Famous

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• Gym Class
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pe**phile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• Sure, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• Either “Don’t Care” or I Only Date Men Who Can Walk”
• Make a vlog about idiot killing himself

Valedictorian

• Proceed the Game as usual UNTIL you get to choose which class are you going to go
• Gym Class
• Go to Locker Room and change
• Humor a literal Pe**phile
• Get Sexually Harrassed by someone your own age
• Sure, Let’s see what he’s about
• Choose whatever topic you want
• Play around with this leverage
• Proceed the Game normally UNTIL Kylar decides to jump
• Either “Don’t Care” or I Only Date Men Who Can Walk”
• Exercise your newfound power another way

500K LA Dream

• Easily the most accsessible route as you can go to gym and use the “let usual bully take over” or even decline white nationalist invitation and it will get you here
• Passive-Aggressive Eye Roll
• Lie, lie and lie some more
• Double down
• Ride this to the bank

Homeless

• Easily the most accsessible route as you can go to gym and use the “let usual bully take over” or even decline white nationalist invitation and it will get you here
• Passive-Aggressive Eye Roll
• Lie, lie and lie some more
• Double down
• Avoid getting murdered after he’s fired

McDs

• Go to the 500K LA Dream Route Section of this Guide but chose “He can’t tell you what to do”
• We don’t hang out with Rapists

Political

• Go to the 500K LA Dream Route Section of this Guide but choose “He can’t tell you what to do”
• On one condition

Padded Cell

• Dodge litreally anyone and you’ll enter this route
• Stay home and kill yourself

Suicide

• Dodge literally everyone and you’ll get this route
• Go to Concert
• Who do you run to doesn’t matter.